JonathanRyan.org

So, I created this awesome wrapper around the BSD fortune-mod program that is installed on my Gentoo server at home, and it came out really nicely (and was done quickly) for being coded at 2:30am… hehe. Anyways, it allows you to produce silly random quotes like the following:

 _______________________________________________
/ Win95 is not a virus; a virus does something. \
|                                               |
\ -- unknown source                             /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (xx)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
             U  ||--WWW |
                ||     ||

Link: Random Quote Generator