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Late Night Story Posting

Over Dinner
Fiction by Hal Wierzbicki

Glasses clinked and plates clattered, adding to his tension. He wondered if he’d be able to do it tonight.

“So Mary-Anne at work was telling me about this great new show she saw on TV the other day, what was it, something about a lawyer and a cop solving crazy cases…“

He wasn’t listening. The waiter returned with their meals. It was the usual fare; a garden salad with Italian for her. A steak, medium rare, for him. He sawed off a piece of the meat, salted it, ate it. Before he swallowed, he went to work on a second bite. His knife slipped, grating across the plate. He cringed at the sound. She paused her monologue to sip at her tea and he savored the silence. A child shouted across the restaurant, repeating the same thing over and over. “I want the cake!” She started talking again, and he wished something as simple as dessert would shut her up.

“I want a divorce.” He said. She didn’t hear. He spoke too quietly. She never heard his thoughts anymore, not like she used to. He missed the days when body language told him more than her voice. How she did up her hair that day told him her mood, the tapping of her fingers betrayed to him her agitation. Thinking back now he wondered how she had turned into the woman who sat before him. She used to care about him, but it was all about her these days. Her job at the workout center, her friends, the things she did after work. He wondered if she remembered he had a life outside of her.

A waiter dropped a tray. Glasses shattered against the cold tile floor one after another. A hush came over the restaurant for a moment, everyone turning to see what had happened before dismissing it and resuming their meals. The waiter hurried out of sight. He chewed at a third bite, staring now at his plate. She continued to talk about her day.

“I want a divorce.” He said again, louder. She paused.

“Did you say something?”

He shook his head and cut off another bite. She continued her monologue, unaware that it was falling on deaf ears. He stared at the piece of meat on the end of his fork. Dull brown and dry. He put it down and stood. She looked up at him, and their eyes met. Her voice was silent at last, while her eyes asked the questions. For a moment, he remembered why he had married her in the first place. For the first time in months, her eyes actually saw him.

“Where are you going?” The first thing she had asked about him in days. He didn’t answer. Her voice cut through his memory, and he walked away.

 ~Finis

 

Author’s Note:   I don’t know how the formatting is going to turn out on the blog or on Facebook.  This is a second draft of a random piece of fiction I felt like posting to start getting my work out there.  If you’re reading this from the blog, feel free to leave a comment (C&C is welcomed), and if you’re reading this on Facebook…  Also feel free to leave me a comment, but be sure you do it in such a way I’ll find it, by which I mean not on Jon’s page.

2007-10-28 03:13 by Hal, Filed under:Uncategorized     1 Comment

Bruce Lee vs Chuck Norris

Via Neatorama

2007-10-23 14:21 by Jon, Filed under:Uncategorized     1 Comment

Peer-to-Peer Lending with Prosper

A few months ago, I signed up for Prosper. It is a peer-to-peer lending service that offers completive rates for borrowers, and good income for lenders. The “How it works” page of their site explains it pretty well:

Lisa Barron needs a small loan. So she posts a listing for a loan with the amount she needs at a rate she can afford.

Joe Davis has a little bit of money to lend. Joe, along with other lenders, bids down Lisa’s rate by bidding the amount he’s willing to lend at a rate he thinks is fair.

When the listing ends, the bids with the lowest rates are combined into a single 3-year loan for Lisa. Each month, Lisa’s payment is deducted from her bank account and deposited into her lender’s accounts until the loan is repayed.

So far, I’m really impressed with the service. I’ve invested $500 over 10 loans, and am getting back about $18 a month. If everything goes well, the loans will pay out at about $650. Even if 2 of the loans default with no payments (well over the historical default rate for the credit range I’m lending to), I’ll make a profit.

Not only is it a great source of passive income, but it is addicting. I find myself checking every few days to see who has made payments, what my ROI is (it is still unstable, since I’ve only got a few months of data), and how long it will be till I can reinvest the interest.

The only real complaint I have is that money invested in Prosper is locked in loans, you can’t just cash out. The best you could do is get a loan and use the payments from Prosper to pay it off. If you’re lucky, the Prosper community will fund it!

And now, since I’ve just ranted about how great I think it is, here is the link for you to sign up:

Great Rates, No Banks. Borrow. Lend. Prosper.

2007-10-18 13:29 by Jon, Filed under:Uncategorized     3 Comments

The Internet is Full of Crazies

Now, I’m the first one to say that you can forge a deep, meaningful relationship over the Internet.  To some extent the article I’m about to link supports me, though with a sarcastic enough voice I’m sure it’s not his intent.  Lines like “Ever since we crawled out of the mud and started hitting each other over the head with rocks, attraction has worked this way: I see you across the room. You see me. Something clicks. We approach. We talk. If there’s some kind of connection between our inner selves — even if it’s just a mutual desire to rub chocolate pudding over each other’s naughty bits — we get on with the business at hand. But the Internet has turned things upside down. Now, things work the other way around. Our inner selves meet and connect, and then we get to the raw, physical-attraction thing.”

Still, this story reminds me why you always have to be cautious in what you do online.  While a deep, meaningful relationship can come from AIM Chats and webcams, there’s also a more sinister side.  If it’s too good to be true…  I probably is.

Also, Harlan Ellison is a character.  This simply further reaffirms my respect and admiration for the man.  Of course, I have no idea whether or not this article is factual or not, though being in News for the LA Weekly, I suspect it is.

 The Life and Death of Jessie James

Read.  Be frightened.  Be amused.  Believe it, or not.

2007-10-15 03:37 by Hal, Filed under:Uncategorized     1 Comment

I am the Supreme Computer God

Overall, you scored as follows:

 

0% scored higher (more computer geeky),
0% scored the same, and
100% scored lower (less geeky).

 

Apparently I am the geekiest person ever to take this quiz.

2007-10-07 17:17 by Jon, Filed under:Uncategorized     2 Comments

I might be on a mug soon…

John Walkenbach is considering making a mug with his top commenters listed on it.

I’m already acknowledged in his Excel 2007 Bible. :)

2007-10-04 09:29 by Jon, Filed under:Uncategorized     No Comments

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